We Ran Today’s Name Past a Panel of Sarcastic Cousins. Shockingly, None of Them Bullied It.

Ah, the daily challenge of picking out your future philosopher, rockstar, or world leader's name (we're sticking to optimistic possibilities here). Today we've spun the wheel and landed on names that passed the "sarcastic cousin" test without a single eye roll! Let's dive into the origins, meanings, and why you might just fall in love with these names as much as you love maternity leggings from Emamaco for their comfort and style.

Boy's Name of the Day: Jasper

Is the name trending?

Well, pack your bags because we’re heading to Trendy Town, baby! Jasper has steadily climbed the charts, thanks largely to its charm that’s as alluring as a barista offering you a free coffee. Sharp, yet gentlemanly, this name is practically wearing a tuxedo at all times!

Does the name rhyme with any bad words (is it primary school bully safe)?

Jasper could not have been more bully-resistant if it was coated with emotional Teflon. Not a single troublesome rhyme in sight. Unless

a kid’s creativity goes through the roof—which, let's face it, could happen—we’d give it an A+ for safety.

3 Famous People with This Name?

• Jasper Johns - An influential American painter and sculptor, making people feel artsy with just three syllables.
• Jasper Fforde - A novelist who whips up BookWorld adventures like a literary DJ.
• Jasper Stuyven - A Belgian cyclist, proving you can have the need for speed and a name this dashingly distinguished.

What is the history of the name?

Sweet, stoned appeal—wait, we mean that in the gemstone way! Jasper originates from the Persian word "yashp" meaning a kind of semiprecious stone. It’s an ancient name with layers as deep as a geological rock formation.

What does the name mean?

In addition to being a type of chalcedony quartz, Jasper symbolizes serenity and stability—basically the shelf that keeps all your

emotional cookbooks upright.

Girl's Name of the Day: Eloise

Is the name trending?

Oh yes, Eloise lurks just high enough in the charts to ensure it’s unique without being bizarre—like that hipster café around the corner with the best avo toast in town.

Does the name rhyme with any bad words (is it primary school bully safe)?

Eloise manages to elude the rhyme game of bullies with the stylish grace of a trapeze artist. No tragic schoolyard limericks here!

3 Famous People with This Name?

• Eloise Mumford - An American actress, filling the screens and our hearts.
• Eloise Greenfield - A celebrated children's a
  
  uthor who could weave words as delightfully as a spider spins silk.
• Eloise Hawser - A British artist with installations as captivating as this name.

What is the history of the name?

Behold the timeless elegance of Eloise! With roots tracing back to the Medieval French version of "Heloise," you’re looking at a name that’s been charming the socks off Europe since before Shakespeare wrote a word.

What does the name mean?

Eloise means "healthy" and "wide," potentially promising a wholesome and visionary future. Seems like a good ticket for a baby destined to be as remarkable as new arrivals at Emamaco, don't you think?

While names like Jasper and Eloise grace the top of fabulousness and sass, rest assured your little one is in for a lifetime of having a moniker that's as cute and enduring as their giggles… and your Emamaco activewear. Happy naming!