Spa Vibes in a Glass

If you're in your second trimester and you're feeling like a majestic, waddling, glowing goddess... congratulations, you might be lying to yourself! Because let's be real, pregnancy is nothing if not an elaborate game of emotional roulette and a comedy of physiological surprises. From mid-tantrum tears over a burnt toast to giggling at cat videos like they're Oscar-worthy cinema, your mood is probably swingier than a 60s dance party right now. And just when you think you've gotten a handle on the miracle of life, someone suggests drinking lemon water for your third round of heartburn. Yeah, that'll definitely work — water flavoured with squished sourness, huzzah!

But hey, sarcasm aside, there's a lot to be said for sipping on something that's less mountain dew and more mountain view serenity. Enter the world of spa water — because let's be honest, sipping on hydrating concoctions is the closest you're going to get to an actual spa day without the added risk of a toddler walking in to critique your leaf mask technique. So grab your favourite oversized mug or mason jar (because glasses are for people who aren’t growing humans) and let's dive in:

The Spa Water Roll Call: Best 5 Flavours

1. Lemon Water: It's basic, it's classic, and while it probably won't make your second cousin twice removed go away, it'll certainly make you feel like you're Instagram-ready. Pro-tip: if you really want to up your game, freeze lemon slices in your ice cubes. Voila, you're officially the Martha Stewart of maternity beverages!

• Positives: Refreshing, detoxifying, Instagram-worthy.
• Negatives: Can taste like the underwhelming sequel to iced tea if not done right.

2. Cucumber Water: Because if you're going to spend most of your week on the couch, you

might as well feel like you own a salad bar too. Just a hint of cucumber can turn your tap water from "okay" to "opulence, darling".

• Positives: Uber-hydrating, feels fancy, surprisingly addictive.
• Negatives: If you don’t like salads, you might not like drinking one.

3. Mint Water: Get ready to channel your inner princess with a gallon of mint-infused splendor. Blow breezy kisses to your pregnancy blues because you just found the spa equivalent of fountain of youth drinks.

• Positives: Very refreshing, can aid with indigestion.
• Negatives: Could remind you of toothpaste — proceed with caution.

4. Berry Water: Stain your soul and your water with antioxidants! It's like a smoothie and a water got together and gave you a refreshing surprise without the pips getting stuck in your teeth.

• Positives: Sweet, flavorful, looks like a Pinterest post.
• Negatives: Can be too sweet for some.

5. Aloe Vera Water: For those momentous, "why-is-this-my-life" days, glide into the embrace of botanical bliss. A sip of aloe vera water and you might just ask yourself where this aquatic elixir has been all your life.

• Positives: Soothing, mild, often used for digestive relief.
• Negatives: An acquired taste.

Tip: The trick isn't how much you're drinking, but what mood you're drinking it in! Channel Oprah during these spa water escapades: "You get hydrated, and YOU get hydrated!"

The 'Oops' Gala: Worst 5 Spa Water Mishaps

When blending elegance with water, you sometimes miss the mark and hit

the fiasco. Here are the star-studded contenders for spa water mishaps:

1. Onion Water: Just no. Don't do it. Ever. Your Grandma’s bone-deep cold remedy doesn’t translate well to refreshing hydration.

2. Garlic Water: While garlic smells divine in Italian cuisines, it belongs nowhere near your pristine pregnancy palace.

3. Kale Water: If you want your water to taste like a swamp, by all means, go for it. But however nutritious, remember, you're drinking, not stirring a green revolution. Save kale for the salad bowl.

4. Vinegar Water: Also known as "trying too hard". If you must detox, sprinkle on your salads, not on your sanity.

5. Saltwater: Ah yes, let's channel our inner salt shaker — it's just like getting stuck in the ocean without a paddle, dehydrated in more ways than one. A truly salty mistake!

So you've got your water, but what about your gear? Stepping into your fitness kingdom shouldn't feel like stepping into a medieval battlefield. Say goodbye to those days of restrictive, pretty-much-un-budging-clothes. Instead, do a twirl and high-kick with maternity leggings that are so comfy it feels like vacation for your legs. Why choose? The latest pair of Emamaco maternity legg

ings embrace your divine form the way you couldn’t even trick your body pillow into hugging you!

Let’s toast to hydration, wonderful baby bumps, and leggings that can withstand multiple 'Why did I buy this brand?' squats. Could they even handle toddler chases post-partum? You bet your sippy cup they can!

As you traverse this beautiful, occasionally hilarious journey of pregnancy, remember: it’s about making choices that elevate your experience. Hydration, comfort, and a sprinkle of sarcasm make for a very fine cocktail, indeed. So here’s to you, your bump, and your new-found love of spa water. May your lemon water soothe the soul and your maternity wear cradle the spirit!

So go on, splash into your day, darling! With water of course, not your milkshake-loving cat. And next time you feel bottle-flipping giddy, reach for that mason jar and give it a stylish swirl! 🍋

Catch you at the spa, spa-water that is...

And remember, while your third trimester may feel like yoga with an elephant, you can swim gracefully like a swan... well, as gracefully as one can while channeling waddling penguin realness. Take every step with a smile, laugh at the lemons, and rock those Emamaco wearables. You're not just gestating; hun, you're gestating fabulously! 🦢